يك‌صدمين مرسوله

آقاي اولد‌فشن براي صدمين مرسوله اين وبلاگ، يك «قصه صد‌كلمه‌اي» انتخاب كرده است از اين مرجع. خانم‌ها، آقايان! آقاي اولدفشن از اين‌كه با اين صد نوشته، با آدم‌هاي نازنيني آشنا شده، بسيار خوش‌حال است

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Leaving the Nest

"Dad, I have something to talk to you about. It's really hard to say in person, knowing how you feel, so that's why I'm leaving you this."

I had no idea what my daughter was about to say in her note. Was she pregnant? Did she drop out? God, no, she can't be doing this to me!

"Dad, you always taught us to make up our own minds about things and to be be true to ourselves. I am doing that now when I tell you this. Please realize I have thought this out completely."

"Dad, I'm a Republican now."